The Devil's Kitchen: Post #1000: a greeting

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Post #1000: a greeting

posted by Devil's Kitchen at 3/28/2006 07:43:00 PM

Well, here we are: 1,000 posts since the inception of The Devil's Kitchen! Who would have thought that writing so much, so offensively, would be so easy? Luckily, the Labour government have never left me short of things to rant about, and for that I have to thank 'em.

So, as a special treat for you all, here's a chance to hear me—speaking in my customary cut-glass tones—doing exactly that (MP3: 340KB—not suitable for work. Inevitably). You haven't lived till you've heard a posh bastard saying "bunch of cunts"...

posted by Devil's Kitchen at 3/28/2006 07:43:00 PM

10 Blogger Comments:

Simon said...: I have to confess that I wouldn't have imagined that you sounded like that.

Keep up the good work. I hope that you manage at least 1000 more.; 3/28/2006 10:04:00 PM
Katy Newton said...: What a nice voice you have. I'm afraid you've buggered up your chances of winning any Best Scottish Blog type awards, though.; 3/29/2006 12:30:00 AM
Devil's Kitchen said...: Thank you, Katy. I'm Scottish enough to play for their rugby team but, not, alas, to sound it...

DK; 3/29/2006 01:48:00 AM
Mark Holland said...: From someone else who could, if he had anything approaching talent, play for Scotland (and England and Wales); I say, nicely put Sir.; 3/29/2006 10:25:00 AM
Anonymous said...: Oh congrats I suppose - maybe in the next 1000 we'll find common ground. It's "bastard" that I find particularly hard as a posh anglo-scot. And I'm not sure that "valete" was ever pronounced like that at my prep school...........; 3/29/2006 07:05:00 PM
Katy Newton said...: I really must stop reading your posts to myself in a Scottish accent now.; 3/29/2006 11:30:00 PM
Neil Harding said...: I got to admit these Eton types know how to polish an accent, I wonder what you lot would make of my Brummie tones?; 3/30/2006 01:25:00 AM
Katy Newton said...: ... and obviously I should stop reading Neil with a Yorkshire accent.; 3/30/2006 09:56:00 AM
Dr John Crippen said...: Oh my God

the accent

you really were at Slough Grammar with Wat Tyler

J.; 3/30/2006 10:31:00 PM
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